Here's Who Won Tonight's Debate



Tom Brokaw for President.

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Anonymous said…
heyyyyyy....not bad, not bad.
Kevin Sawyer said…
Nomination Acceptance Speech:

And I promise to deliver a better tomorrow for our children, and... I'm sorry, can everyone stop chanting. I promise I'll be done soon and we can talk then. Everyone? Thanks...

By lowering spending, and, um, sir can you take off your cowboy hat? I can't see the TelePrompter. Can you just, or maybe step a bit to the side. There we go.

Well, I'm running short on time, so I'll just skip over the portion of my speech on domestic policy...

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